Mangos - say goodbye to destoning misery

Lord Patel discovered at an early age the priapic inducing qualities of freshly sliced mango, and the seductive sensuality of a shared slice. Hence he mastered at an early age, the rare and difficult manual dexterity required for rapidly de-stoning and preparing sumptuous and mouth watering slices.

Perhaps it is advancing age or the requirement (even for 1st Class VIP Passengers ) to surrender our handy, razor sharp clasp knives when flying, that he has become a trifle rusty in this department.

Help is at hand. A young and beautiful lady (perhaps a little disappointed in my last performance) has sent me a handy, 2 handed, Cumfi grip (for the arthritic !) device - the illustrations should be self explanatory.

Recommended 5 ***** - what you do with the resulting juicy, soft and luscious mouthwatering slices is up to you.

NB - For the cautious and safety conscious - it's dishwasher proof!