Turd Blossom gets "Get out of Jail Free" card

Karl Rove, President George Bush's, pudgy puppet meister (since 1993) , will not face criminal charges in the inquiry into the Valerie Plame leak.

Special prosecutor Patrick Fitzgerald, wrote to him today with the glad tidings.

Now he just has to save the Republican party from a wipeout in this autumn's crucial mid-term elections, in which control of both the Senate and House of Representatives is at stake.