Michael Meacher next PM - Exclusive ! Amazing Pictures

Under a banner bright ..."Peace, Social justice and ..er .. climate survival".

Michael Meacher (92) unveiled a policy platform ;

1 Complete withdrawal from Iraq
2 No involvement in any military action against Iran
3 No Trident
4 No nuclear power
5 £7-an-hour minimum wage
6 Remove difference in pay between the richest (people with MP's salaries / pensions, 9 houses) and poorest.

Should be a shoo in.

Betfair offer 120/1 which is 100 times the odds on the Kirkcaldy Kid. Kirsty Wart the raven haired flaxen haired, flame haired temptress on Newsnight reports that Jack Straw in a rare (and possibly uniqye) humorous aside said of Mr meacher's bid for 15 minutes of fame, "If you want a wager, find anorse"