Truth raped by Lord Levy

Dear Diary,

That horrible man said this, and I said that, and now he says that and says he didn't say this and nobody believes me any more. I am going to write a dear Jonathan letter and open my heart to him because that nasty horrible man beast has broken my trust heart. What is a poor girl to do ?!!!!!!

My Daddy said it would end in tears. Well Yah boo sucks to you ! My mummy said never trust a man beast who wears high heeled shoes.

My friend Anji says stick out for as much pocket money as you can.Girl. She says.She's my bestest friend now.