Mrs Woods- husband plays golf.

Blogger have asked us to save on their dataserver costs by reproducing this pic Lord Patel managed to snap of Mrs Woods which the world and her husband want to retrieve from our archives.

Quite why is beyond us, she cannot even handle a niblick and has never been renowned for getting a hole in one. Subsequent to what Gary Player was saying about golf'n'drugs and rock'n'roll have you noticed how Tiger's biceps and pec's have fleshed out.

We put it down "purely" to the Elin effect.