Tesco feeds the workers

TESCO, a grocers , in which Lord Patel has vast shareholdings, saw their shares peak in May at 478p and finished yesterday at 428, have discovered that the country is flooded with Polish plumbers.

Rochdale, has had a substantial Polish / Ukrainian population since the Displaced Persons (DP's as they were called) filled the textile mills during and after the war - to be subsumed under the wave of Pakistanis later. The denizens of Poland brought with them Polish / Ukrainian / Catholic clubs, private distillers of vodka and market stalls selling Polish bread, sausages and saurkraut.

Now, belatedly, Tesco have a whole section of Polish made products to make them feel at home. Pictured is a delightful apple/mint drink you drink straight from the fridge.

My friend Polish Pete says the tomato juice should be prepared this way ;

Tall 10 oz glass with 3 large cubes.
1/2 full of juice
1/4 full vodka
Pepper and salt to taste
Dash of Worcester sauce
Dash of tabasco sauce

An ideal breakfast. Consume in large quantities please and help the share price.