Is Lady Dame Jane Baroness Pauline Neville Jones unwell ?

Concern is spreading amongst the Fans of the Lady Dame Jane Pauline Neville Jones Fan Club. The sweet OAP was a guest on Richard Dimblebore's Any Questions on BBC Radio 4 on Friday and gave a truly remarkable and memorable performance.

Compulsory DNA database ? - "something a free society shouldn't have " ... she went on to suggest that conviction wasn't enough , it should anly apply to "serious offences " which she explained could be defined by custodial penalty or nature of offence.

Rendition ? Rendition for deportation after a trial OK, .... state kidnap for undisclosed interrogation in undisclosed places with unknown consequences ... undermines and corrodes trust between allies, and the reputation of the West. If we don't stand for the rule of Law we stand for very little ...this is our shield and sword in Life.

The kind of ideological fight we are involved in - these people challenge our values, to gain the points we must live by what we stand for, we must practice what we preach.

We must agree with the US what constitutes torture - we say waterboarding is torture ... we are not going to countenance it within the British jurisdiction .

Listen here (available for 7 days) - Transcript not published yet.

What has happened to the old fascist witch ... are there a series of clones in the RUSI cellars... is she a Manchurian Candidate... has Rowan Williams treated her to one of his famous course of "unclarification".

There is happily, one way of determining the authentic La Pauline. Douglas Hurd paid for her to have a tattoo placed on her right buttock one heady night after a night on the šljivovica with Zoran Zizic . It is of a fine double headed eagle clasping a streaming banner bearing the inscription "Annuit Cœptis Novus Ordo Seclorum " ( there are some who say one of the heads on the Eagle bears a striking resemblance to Field Marshal (the last one ever selected) Baron Inge)

We haven't a recent photograph of the tattoo but this is one shows the site of it - Douglas Hurd left it behind in his room in the Hyatt Regency Belgrade on Milentija Popovica (just near the Sava Centre from which the Nat West bank obtained such good returns when they funded it). Toni Fabuloso's boy friend was the night porter - there are others .....