Lord Patel's Helicopter Index - Floating Currency UK Uncertainty Program

We have decided to start using the Helicopter Index - the efficacy of the BOE in throwing money out of Lord King's helicopter - this is a very complicated calculation - the Euro / Pound exchange rate.

Friday .....today the £ closed against the € down 0.092 or 0.75% @ € 1.26215 lowest ever.

Monday ......today the £ closed against the € down 0.030 or 0.25% @ € 1.25915 lowest ever.
Using the inflation rate is fairly pointless as whichever one chosen is rigged, and accurate unemployment figures disappeared many years ago.

Lord Patel's design studies are busy designing the new Helicopter Index Logo. Toni Fabuloso is keen on a Saigon Helicopterish design with the portly Lord King fighting his way onto the helicopter on top of a slowly sinking Bank of England.

Lord Patel will shortly open a book on the date the Pound Sterling is exchangeable at parity with the Euro.