Palace of Varieties

Back from their hols and playing Cluedo (was it Ming in the Conservatory with the lead pipe or Hughes in the Billiard Room with the Poker?) the Palace of Westminster jesters are hard back at work.

The Liberals impressed with McCabe and the Young Trhuster Clegg dusting up the Zionist Kim Howells over US rendition of the "bad guys" (as we now have learnt to call them) which the wily Welshman played a straight bat to.

Then a day later TB mercilessly hits both Ming and Hughes for six into the Strangers Gallery.

TB then gives us his ideas on parenting (for a start don't let your under age son be found dead drunk unconscious in Leicester Square while mum is off on a free bee and you are hard at work saving civilization.)...

We have no room to lock any body else up, so , as we cannot remove people's Liberty we will take away their money. Kids truanting ..? Instant fines ! Kids making a nuisance .... Instant Fines ? Unruly families ? Loud music? Uninsured \ Unlicensed parked cars ? Fine, Fine, Fine.... and then lock them up for non- payment !

All this seems possible under the Public Order Act of 1986 .. God knoes what the impact of the Terra Wrist legislation could be if only the Police learnt how to use it properly.

Stalin said Communism was the old Soviet with electricity. If we continue the Energy policies of this lot we will just have the old Soviet.