David Mills 7/7 bombing Mastermind ?

"Close" friends of Tessa Jowell attached little credence to rumours of her husband's association with Red September and their bombings of off licences and pubs. The daughter of an ex-Labour Prime MInister said she thought that even if he was implicated in supplying funds to the jihadist muslim brigades he would not have told her about it.

David M, well known in New Labour circles said that even if rumours that Tony Blair (prime Minister) was pressing for beatification of Tessa through contacts Silvio Berlusconi has with the Holy Father, he thought that David Mill's claimed "involvement" with Satanic child abuse was something he kept secret from his lovely and talented wife even if there was no evidence beyond a large file held by the Crown Prosecution Service.

An ex associate of the Prime Minister with Press contacts, (and a close interest in football) thought that now David Mills was "separated" from his "hard working" wife life could return to normal and if David Mills was, as hinted, witholding money from his wife he got all he deserved. Asked if it was true that David Mills had murdered his first wife, he gnomically answered , "Maybe he did, maybe he didn't". "What is important is the saintly Tess gets on with her job, saving the country for 24 hour binge drinking, gambling and watching the Olympics on TV... which will by then be wholly owned by Berlusconi Mega EuroTV " he said winking broadly and grinning.

A family "friend" denied that constant beatings by her husband had sapped her morale and that she was facing the future free of her husband's "attentions" to save the country from boredom by feree access to alcohol , circuses and 24/7 gambling.

"Free of her husband, who is probably planning World War III with the Iranians now" said a well known member of the cabinet, "Tessa will shine like the star she is".

Tessa Jowell is 35.