Miami 7 Indictment soon to hit best seller Fiction lists

It is now possible to access the Indictment drawn up against the Miami 7 R Alexander Acostas US Attorney and his hard working Assistants Jacqueline M Arango and Richard Getchell are to be admired for the Indictment they drew up on the Miami 7 This work of fiction should hit the bestseller list any day soon. (There is another indictment handed out to the associated Atlanta 1 Lyglenson Lemorin but my staff cannot find it). (pic of Acostas boss, the Torturers Apprentice, Mr A. Gonzalez)

There is no mention of explosives anywhere although press reports mention them and the indictment alleges they intended to blow up several FBI buildings in Miami and a considerable chunk of Chicago real estate - it seems unlikely that these dimwits had ever been in Chicago and far from being Muslim jihadists had some sort of confused interest in Biblical revelationism and called themselves the Seeds of David.

What really warms the cockles of my heart in this story is ...

Indictment Item 5) Bro. Batiste provied his FBI plant ( apparently of Arabic descent who calimed that he was an Al Quaeda operative) with details of boot sizes his army needed (size and quantity not stated) - curiously no mention at this stage of detailed requirments of Uniforms, medals, hats, insignia of rank, sunglasses etc., Obviously Bro. Bat is a man concerned with his troops welfare and displays no egregious interest in gaudy uniforms often found among the power crazy who like strutting about in quasi military unforms at Thanksgiving dinners, on aircraft carriers etc.,.

Then again the Bros. were maybe going to march on Chicago in a display of military strength ?

Lord Patel admits to a total ignorance of and his staff cannot turn up any standard reference text book detailing the types and various styles of military uniforms that Al Quaeda currently sport - he admits they usually look as though they simply shop at charity stores and garage sales.

Item 21) Batiste went with FBI plant to purchase a memory chip for the digital camera so they could fillum the FBI buildings they wanted to blow up -- after having Item 18) 3days previously asked him for rental van to cruise by the said buildings, but evidenyl realised they hadn't got a working camera.

Go and read it for yourself and have a good chortle.

Carl Hiassen couldn't make this stuff up.

I bet you feel really safe when you think that the safety and security of the realm is in the hands of fine folks such as US Attorney R Alexander Acosts his hard nosed, keen minded sidekicks, Jacqueline M Arango and Richard Getchell.

That money spent on Homeland security is being really well spent... well in Florida maybe.

Pic stolen from Lisa at Meet the Factsirreverent, cheeky good looking Californian lady with lots of rude none PC pics and sparky comment.