Jack Straw's Damascene Revelation by Proxy

As the demented Dear Leader marches in goose step with Dubya towards Damascus liberally scattering cluster bombs,Depleted Uranium , White Phosphur rounds, HE artillery shells, Hellfire missiles, Hyperbaric and Fuel / Air weapons , shortly to be augmented by the awesome Bunker Busters strewn like a carpet by their Israeli satraps it is evident that this madness is definitely uncontagious.

Even Jack Straw, the craven , obedient, smarming lickspittle, who fondly trailed the ferocious grand dame of drive by diplomacy Contileezza Rice has had the scales fall from his eyes.

Blinking in the sunlight, out of the shadow of these monstrous war criminals he can now see that this massive onslaught on the people of Lebanon is "Disproportianate" - no doubt aided by the Muslims in his constituency, not least my namesake he has finally seen the blinding Truth.

Albeit three and a half years of the most savage assault on the Iraqis, once the proudest, secular , well educated nation in the Middle East, now reduced to the most bloody and sectarian civil wars have proved to be a useful education for our Jack.

Perhaps, perhaps the stony silences in Blackburn when he sported the Brahms playing bathroom assistant to the Butcher of Baghdad, and the gratuitously offensive insults hurled at her by Muslim and Mancunian alike penetrated his flinty soul. Perhaps it was the sound of his sycophantic master at St Petersburg , lickspittling to the bun chewing goon...perhaps it was the sight of him fawning at the White House ...

Anyway, whatever has unlocked his vision , let us rejoice, a sinner is redeemed and their is more joy in Heaven ....