"“We have lent a huge amount of money to the U.S. Of course we are concerned about the safety of our assets. To be honest, I am definitely a little worried.” "


Chinese premier Wen Jiabao 12th March 2009


""We have a financial system that is run by private shareholders, managed by private institutions, and we'd like to do our best to preserve that system."


Timothy Geithner US Secretary of the Treasury, previously President of the Federal Reserve Bank of New York.1/3/2009

Monday, August 21, 2006

"Baby Bomb" found by Police investigating "Transatlantic Terror" Plot say BBC- Amazing photos

A "senior Scotland Yard source" has revealed to the BBC that forensic scientists have found the evidence of a sickening device cunningly concealed in the bulky padding of a baby's nappy of one of the children of a major female terror suspect. A photograph from the International School of Hygeine and Tropical Medicine (here)
who are helping with the forensice workwhich is thought to be of the device is exclusively published here.

Scientists decribed the 3 phase gas / solid / liquid elements as "probably combining both a gas device and an explosive phase". An FBI expert on loan from the US to "help" investigations described this as "the real terrorist s**t". "Now we see" he said what evil IslamoFascist bast***s" we are up against."He added."IMagine being on a plane next to one of these!"

"Children in arms ... our new enemy" he said."I have children of my own", he said weeping."Obviously these evil monsters intended to smuggle these devices on with their inoccent children". Sources reveal several WPC's have been asked to be taken off "Operation Covert".

Tony Blair, who is on holiday has been informed of this critical new development in the fight against the airplane bombers who have paralysed our major airports, caused massive commercial disruption and cost billion to retailers, holiday companies and the sun tan cream industry.

Concern has been expressed at the highest level after a quantity of these tri-phase "Baby Bombs" were reported to have been found in a wheelie bin outside one of the houses being examined where the transatlantic bombers lived. Following this vital lead Police officers were seen conducting a "finger tip search of a local waste disposal site looking for evidence of more of these sickening DIY devices.

Trained from Birth

Scotland Yard refused to comment said the BBC.The mother who is the mastermind behind this sickening case of infanticide is thought to be one of the people arrested last week and held in custody said the BBC. One reliable source said grimly, that there was horrifying evidence that, "babies were trained to wear these terrible devices from birth".

A neighbour who asked not to be named told the BBC ,"They were always cooking curries, now we know why - to mask the smells". She added ,"they are all nice people round here."

2 comments:

FaulknA said...

Now that's some funny shit Postman Patel! You da bomb!

Anonymous said...

lol, i second that. :)

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