Fly British Airways and DIE !!!!!!!!!!

After a faulty start the Fear Factory has been thrown into overdrive - and as usual is fixated with aircraft and Heathrow.

British Airways, anxious to gain some Brownie points after the fuck up about devout Christian staff wearing crosses has kicked off . BA say over 300 flights (uspects in the growing murder enquiry now number an astonishing 33,000 passengers and 3,000 staff ) to and from Russia and Heathrow have been identified by the UK government as part of the investigation into the death of Alexander Litvinenko.... with one of the rarest elements on Earth which seems to have been spread across London and (now) Europe like Peanut Butter.

A list of flights affected is available.

Customers on these flights who wish to receive further advice are advised to telephone NHS Direct on 0845 46 47. This includes UK citizens travelling overseas.

For all non-UK nationals, please contact your local doctor.

Only customers who have travelled on these specific flights are asked to telephone NHS Direct or seek medical advice locally.

British Airways has set up a special helpline for customers

in the UK on 0845 6040171
or + 44191 211 3690 for international calls.

Jocelyn and Hermione model the new BEA cabin crew uniform for flights to Moscow at a Press conference today at BA Headquarters, Heathrow.

Passenger protection suits are available from here.

Let's hope they don't discover it on the London Underground .... or the Queen's breakfast Tupperware containers. Max Clifford is inoccent.