Lord Scarlett of Baghdad ennobled
Sir John Scarlett (see picture of him ..er ... "relaxing") the man at the top of spooky hole, the spy's palace in Vauxhall, the man who dodged up the sexy dossier in 45 minutes .. then lied to the Barbara Hutton enquiry into "this and that", has been recognised by the Queen.
"As soon as I saw him in Tony Blair's trousers in the toilets - I instantly recognised him," she told Lord Patel at a levée for the Cairn Energy 3, and John "Johnny" Irving. "Privy Counsel ! all my eye and Tommy Martin!" She cried out, "Arise Lord Brownose of BigDaddy ! " adding , as an afterthought, on caught with your trousers down etiquette..." immediately adjust your Serge Trouserin'".
Sir John Scarlett Blush is 64. As is Miss Lezzy Majésté.
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