Tony Blair is a homosexual - fantasist - sorceror - kaleidescope shaken

"Tony Blair is delusional" sobbed a breathy Claire Short on BBC4 World At One just now, fresh from crying about dead Liverpool football fans on Question Time ... Lembit Opek who had previously told Tony that he helped launch National Condom Week at PMQ on Wednesday deeply probed his homo-erotic fantasies...

"Not wishing to be cheeky, I thank the House for being so happy that I am so lucky. I should point out that the other sister is still single."

..... to which the the tense and deeply troubled PM replied mysteriously , I congratulate the hon. Member for Montgomeryshire (Lembit Öpik) on his extraordinary work for the Motor Neurone Disease Association " and then mysteriously added, " ....and I hope that he continues with it."

Portsmouth. Morning, Military drums. A scene. Lords and Generals assembled. Officers, Soldiers and Others, St Albion.

Scenes of military might, camouflage netting "...we must continue to fight wars to maintain Britain's influence in the world" ... This Albion , this other England ... this sceptic isle.... shore up the breach with our English dead" , " "new and different challenges ....war fighters as well as peacekeepers ....a generation of terror ...... pay the cost of that fight wherever it may be ... take war to the enemy .... gung ho .....ill-advised adventures without a thought .... atavistic, misguided attempt to recapture past glories"

Scene shifters, shift scenes, lights flash, lights follow .....

Robin Cook arrives stage right clad as Banquo's Ghost " Cry havoc ...... and let slip the Dogs of War" Alan Johnson sacrifices child in foreground , Peter Hain drinks the blood ..." Sir, I love you more than words can wield the matter" ; John Reid appears , chains rattle, "Heads will roll ...Unburden'd crawl toward death ....you, our no less loving son of Albany ....

Albany speaks .. at last ...last

"The weight of this sad time we must obey;
Speak what we feel, not what we ought to say.
The oldest has borne most: we that are young,
Shall never see so much, nor live so long"

"Why are you shining that light in my eyes ?"

" Doctor ........................ the light .....

Exuent omnes