Dame Pauline Neville Jones Fan Club Pt. 13

The Sunday Torygraph has a deliberately alarming and bloodcurdling headline today .....

Secret report: Terror threat worst since 9/11

"A document is circulating across Whitehall "Under the heading "International Terrorism in the UK", the document - seen by The Sunday Telegraph " ..which confusingly apparently has another name (or is this a cunning MI9 tactic to mislead ?) ..."Entitled Extremist Threat Assessment, the document, which was drawn up this month, ..."

Anyway deep in the bowels of the Dame Pauline Neville Fan Club ( their secret HQ is based @ Whitehall, London, SW1A 2ET ) see pic.... an explanation is available

Dr Jonathan Eyal, (born in Romania and fluent in French, Romanian, Italian, Hungarian and German) the Director of International Security at the Royal United Services Institute, (Dame Eliza Manningham Buller DCB is an ex officio member) said that the al-Qaeda revival was down to the West's inability to kill or capture Osama bin Laden and that wars in Afghanistan and Iraq made matters worse.
"This document clearly demonstrates a marked shift from the mood of western government only a year or two ago," he said. "It is a clear admission that the organisation is re-emerging and the reasons are that none of al-Qaeda's top leaders have been killed or captured."

Which is curious because we have read nothing but tales of derring do and scything down the IslamoFascistjihadist Muslim bastards of all ranks for years.

For keen fans we can report a recent sighting of Dame Pauline who was caught on camera risking life and limb on some (probably very secret mission) recently - her tall, slim, elegant, athletic and distinctive figure is easily identifiable - she was probably chasing terrists ... that guy with the baseball cap looks very suspicious.... Hmmm.. and that bulky jacket.