Elephant in the Womb - Amazing Pictures

Here it is, Newspeak for the really BIG problem nobody wants to talk about," The Elepant in the Fridge" .. or Gorilla in the Room. Whatever .. you understand. Global Warming, can Grimsby stay up ? Has the Dear Leader copped a deal? Exactly why did that Hercules have to be destroyed in Baghdad ? Why is Hazel Blears wearing such loose frocks recently and looking (and sounding) so cheerful ? Is Hilary Benn REALLY crazy, or does he just look CRAZY or is it venereal strabismus ? What DID blow at Camp Falcon ? Is it TRUE that the Karaoke King is holed up in Tel Aviv with Lady Porter ? Why is Hazel Blears so concerned about the Ob & Gyni at Salford ? What keeps the Blessed Margaret and Tessa in the Cabinet ? Does Peter Hain really run Death Squads in Northern Ireland ? Why did Manchester get awarded the Casino ? Why does Graham Stringer look so prosperous these days? Will Alex Salmon leap into the Throne and become the real (White) King of Scotland ? Why is Peter Mandelson so quiet ? Mr Vaz gracefully stumbling backwards into the limelight - has he found some major new donors to the New Labour vision? What is John Ternan, and why .. and where is he ?Are there any fish left in the North Sea after Ben Bradshaw ? Milliband - do youo know a sick TURKEY when you see one ?Whys is Lady "Babs"Amos always hanging around Downing Street, What DOES Carole Caplin know, that she isn't telling ...well not for a lot of money. Has Prince Charles got Lung cancer from PASSIVE SMOKING ? What have Lady Symons, Baroness Morgan, Anji Hunter, Baroness Scotland, (T)Ruth Turner, Cheri Blair got in common with our Dear Leader ? Who really got the money when the DTI shored up the Longbridge payroll ? Can John Prescott get into his wife's underwear ? Can anyone else ? Why are there so many Latvian doctors in the NHS ? Why so few Indian doctors. Are there any left in Latvia / India ? What is MDRTB and why should we worry ? Bird Flu, aren't tcha sick of it yet ?

You get the idea.