"“We have lent a huge amount of money to the U.S. Of course we are concerned about the safety of our assets. To be honest, I am definitely a little worried.” "

Chinese premier Wen Jiabao 12th March 2009

""We have a financial system that is run by private shareholders, managed by private institutions, and we'd like to do our best to preserve that system."

Timothy Geithner US Secretary of the Treasury, previously President of the Federal Reserve Bank of New York.1/3/2009

Saturday, February 03, 2007

Mangos - say goodbye to destoning misery

Lord Patel discovered at an early age the priapic inducing qualities of freshly sliced mango, and the seductive sensuality of a shared slice. Hence he mastered at an early age, the rare and difficult manual dexterity required for rapidly de-stoning and preparing sumptuous and mouth watering slices.

Perhaps it is advancing age or the requirement (even for 1st Class VIP Passengers ) to surrender our handy, razor sharp clasp knives when flying, that he has become a trifle rusty in this department.

Help is at hand. A young and beautiful lady (perhaps a little disappointed in my last performance) has sent me a handy, 2 handed, Cumfi grip (for the arthritic !) device - the illustrations should be self explanatory.

Recommended 5 ***** - what you do with the resulting juicy, soft and luscious mouthwatering slices is up to you.

NB - For the cautious and safety conscious - it's dishwasher proof!

1 comment:

Stef said...

Looks like something from a North London bomb factory to me...

(C) Very Seriously Disorganised Criminals 2002/3/4/5/6/7/8/9 - copy anything you wish