The Daily Telegraph will be reporting the success of young, nubile, full breasted, happy, excited, respectable and talented girls with 14 A levels tomorrow morning , complete with many pictures.
Wives of elderly retired gents are advised to intercept the newspaper boy, or better still to hide the edition or to cancel delivery. Simply removing Page 3 will not be sufficient, they sneak them onto the front page usually.
But later editions of the DT Online today have not let us down. Do boys do 'A' levels ?