Part time poet E.J.Thribb alerts us to the shocking news that Peter Clarke , The Sphincter of the Yard Britain's most senior anti-terror officer has announced his retirement,as deputy assistant commissioner of the Met (one of many) and will step down on January 31st and remove his vast lunch pail from his office.
Asked for his views on this shock horror announcement Osama bin Laden said at his checkout in Barnet Sainsbury's,
"This is really bad shit man. Does dis mean that they will get some dude in who knows what he is a doin' of. Man. You 'no what I mean ?"
(Scratchy Video of him saying this, will shortly be released by the
Brazilian electricians can however probably breathe a sigh of relief, and everyone who rides the Underground or takes a bus.
"This is sound intelligence" Forest Gate ......that was your favourite phrase which we will all remember you for." We must guard against blame, recrimination, speculation or myths taking the place of solid public information." that was another.
"In case after case, the hand of core Al Qaeda can be clearly seen," that was another which was often repeated as " the hand that stirs the TATP in the bathtub rocks the world" ... a reference to the well known and well established fact that Al Qaeda use military explosives wherever they act in the world - except in the UK, where the preferable route is Lucozade and boot polish and ideally in the confines of an airplane toilet.
Lord Patel, long an admirer of this fat and fearless public servant will shortly be issuing in time for Christmas "How demonising the Muslim Swarthy Bearded Jihadist Hordes gave me a very decent living for a long time ... The Wit and Wisdom of Peter Clarke" complete with AMAZING pictures !!!