Hot Chocolate = Hot Sex
Tumerica is a Jezebel ... this is what she posted February 27, 2006
Simply Luscious Hot Chocolate—Easy and Fast
Tired of kiddy-style, overly sweet hot chocolate? ....
First, you need to have either baking chocolate or a bar of high-quality bittersweet chocolate on hand. We are lucky to have a Trader Joe's nearby, where they stock fabulous 72% cacao Belgian chocolate bars in the pound-plus size for about $4. Take two squares of bittersweet chocolate and drop them in a cup of milk. No wait—trust me on this. Stick your cup in the microwave and zap for two to two-and-a-half minutes (checking to make sure it does not bubble over). Stir thoroughly when you remove it to finish dissolving all the melted chocolate into the milk. What's surprising is that it does dissolve and turns into a thick, irresistable treat (though not a low-calorie one).
Well this is the stuff ...
If you don't live in the US of A then simply hop on plane and get down to Trader Joe's pronto. A 1" cube to say 1/2 pint milk - and we mean milk not that whitewater (not the scandal a la Cintonan) that the health freako nuts call semi or full skimmed ...straight as it comes from the cow.
Men ...not only will you live longer (Dutch reports confirm this) your performance in the sack will be epic... Promise. Nature's Cialis.
The perfect accompaniment to watching the Colts stuff those pussy cats from Oakland. Peyton Manning is God!
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