"“We have lent a huge amount of money to the U.S. Of course we are concerned about the safety of our assets. To be honest, I am definitely a little worried.” "


Chinese premier Wen Jiabao 12th March 2009


""We have a financial system that is run by private shareholders, managed by private institutions, and we'd like to do our best to preserve that system."


Timothy Geithner US Secretary of the Treasury, previously President of the Federal Reserve Bank of New York.1/3/2009

Wednesday, January 09, 2008

Enjoy being shot ... and live !!! The Ultimate Vegas show...

FPS Vest/Game Bundle (camo) $189.00 $169.00
TN Games have introduced at the Consumer Electronics Show in Las Vegas the FPS Vest and 3rd Space Incursion game bundled for the PC (Special show low price). The FPS Vest is ... "an impact-generating device designed to enable you to feel the game's action for the ultimate gaming experience. " ...Realllllly ???

It contains ... "eight active zones that simulate the direction and forces of bullet fire, crushing explosions, and fear-inducing finger taps as they occur in the game. The FPS Vest is bundled with 3rd Space Incursion, a futuristic first person shooter game embedded with 3rd Space technology and developed to showcase the exciting FPS Vest.

Toni Fabuloso who cruised the aisles for us was distinctly underwhelmed by the the "feel the game's action for the ultimate gaming experience" ... she also passed on the even newerFPS helmet to give the effect of head shots , batons, swords ...

4 comments:

Stef said...

Surely Toni was impressed by the new 'iTaser' mp3 player/stungun combo?

www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2674158.html

I know I was

Stef said...

...A spokesman in Las Vegas said the inclusion of a music player would encourage purchases by women who want a form of self defence while out jogging, but who would otherwise take an iPod instead of a weapon.

Shutter said...

Ms Fabuloso is slacking on the jon ... no news had reached us of the fact that ..."Rick Smith, founder of the company, also used CES to unveil a new Leopard-print Taser aimed at the more feminine arm of the stun gun-loving community." see http://tinyurl.com/2td7oo

Fortunately she is not too old to be put over one's knee and given a good spanking ...which seeing she will be taserless....

Maybe TN Games make some figure hugging pants that stimulate the effect of "crushing explosions, and fear-inducing finger taps ...." .... Hmmmmm....

Shutter said...

http://tinyurl.com/296mvt

"They are also getting a boost from an enterprising distributor in Phoenix, Dana Shafman, who has set up a company called Shield Her. She sells them at suburban "taser parties," in the manner of Tupperware or cosmetics, and claims to be able to sell 30 weapons at a time."

OMIGOD

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