"“We have lent a huge amount of money to the U.S. Of course we are concerned about the safety of our assets. To be honest, I am definitely a little worried.” "


Chinese premier Wen Jiabao 12th March 2009


""We have a financial system that is run by private shareholders, managed by private institutions, and we'd like to do our best to preserve that system."


Timothy Geithner US Secretary of the Treasury, previously President of the Federal Reserve Bank of New York.1/3/2009

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Plod earns massive pay rise - "Solid intelligence" says Chief Police terrorist


Deputy Assistance Commissioner Peter Clarke, head of the Metropolitan Police terrorist unit, Sphincter of the Yard and owner of the largest lunch pail today described the intelligence as “specific.” when 72,000 Police arrived at Parliament Square.

2 comments:

paul said...

Nice to see bobbies on the beat again, don' you feel safer, jacqui?

Shutter said...

Lord Patel is deeply sorry with the breaking news that Peter Hain has fallen on his sword, whilst accepting he is solely responsible for exposing the lying, greedy, dishonest, fucking scumbag.

Letters are to be exchanged ....

Dear Gordon,

It's a 72,000 infairly paid cop Guv.. put the bracelets on.

Peter

Dear Peter,

Fck off, now where is that fucking Harmann woman, and the Scots twins Alexander and his sister Bendy Wendy with their fucking hands in the till ?

(C) Very Seriously Disorganised Criminals 2002/3/4/5/6/7/8/9 - copy anything you wish