Tools for urban terrorism ™ #3
It was announced recently that Metropolitan Police Commander John McDowall has been promoted and made National Co-ordinator of Terrorist Investigations.
He will take over from the Chief Terrorist at New Scotland Yard. Deputy Assistant Commissioner Peter Clarkeknown in the shady world of spooks and spookery as "The Sphincter of the Yard" ... never seen without his trademark Tupperware bomb container. (see pic)
Famous for "This is sound intelligence" Forest Gate ......that was your favourite phrase which we will all remember you for." We must guard against blame, recrimination, speculation or myths taking the place of solid public information." that was another.
"In case after case, the hand of core Al Qaeda can be clearly seen," that was another which was often repeated as " the hand that stirs the TATP in the bathtub rocks the world" ... a reference to the well known and well established fact that Al Qaeda use military explosives wherever they act in the world - except in the UK, where the preferable route is Lucozade and boot polish and ideally in the confines of an airplane toilet.
There has been a break however - consider this ....
There it all is ... the tupperware containers, the orange juice, the marmalade, the tools all carefully (and innoccently) laid out....
and the clincher is ....
... a portable wireless remote control.
All disguised by a fairly innocuous bunch of flowers that you might find in any bombers flat in Walthamstow.
But.
This Bomb factory sensationally revealed by Lord Patel is Buckingham Palace ...home of the murdering Duke of Edinburgh who killed his daughter in law !!!
We can now sensationally reveal - (now that the Duke has gone into hospital hiding, ) The Duke of Edinburgh, Head of the Illuminati, Grand Master of the 35th 33rd Arch and Beelzebub, is none other than Osama bin Ladin ! Just compare these 2 pictures ....
2 comments:
I think you'll find it's actually the 33rd arch - everything else seems spot on imho
You can't fool me.That Peter Clarke photo was taken when he was on Ask the Family in 1974 and the other stuff has been photoshopped in to make him look like an idiot.
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