Urban Myth ...fear stalks the Nation..
According to Mark Urban on Newsnight ;
The murder of Alexander Litvinenko was carried out by Vladimir "the Strangler" Putin with his bare hands.
The near murder of Boris Berezovsky, was carried out by Vladimir "the Strangler" Putin with his bare hands.
In recent months the Director General of the Security Service, Jonathan Evans, has expressed concern about the high level of espionage operations by Russian spies under diplomatic cover.
Miss Sharabang the American tennis player was drugged by Vladimir "the Strangler" Putin with his bare hands so that she would lose.
Lady Dame Jane Pauline the Baroness Pauline Neville Jones has lost her pyjamas and appears on Newsnight (Prop RUSI - ans) with a lab technicians white coat.
Please don't worry, Old Age Pensioner Lady Dame Jane Pauline the Baroness Pauline Neville Jones will only appear once a week on Newsnight, the in house magazine of the Fear and Commonwealth Office.
Sleep soundly, Jonathan Evans only recruits and supplies arms to IRA or UDP gunmen.
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my favourite quote of the night from the even more demented than usual PNJ...
'the thing about the Russians is that they don't respect other people's sovereignty'
the implication being that Dame Pauline and her mates do?!
Complete the following statement in twenty words or less...
"Picking fights with a heavily armed country which controls an ever-increasing proportion of our energy supplies and giving safe haven to billionnaire crooks who have looted that country blind is a good idea because..."
The best entry will be awarded an all expenses paid romantic night out with Dame Pauline Neville Jones
Losing entries will win two all expenses paid romantic nights out with Dame P
If the Ruskies were after Berezovsky they would've got his children by now. What does the BBC stand for again? The Berezovsky Broadcasting Corporation.
What was the point about the Newsnight piece?
Also, the Polonium poisoning; does anyone know how this was determined? Radioactive polonium appears to be quite difficult to characterise under the Litvinenko circumstances. Anyone got any links to a proper report on the matter?
From: Redfern Catherine Catherine.Redfern@bartsandthelondon.nhs.uk
Reply-To: _FOI foi@bartsandthelondon.nhs.uk
Subject: RE: Freedom Of Information Act (2000) Request [FOI/056/08]
Date: Tue, 22 Apr 2008 14:04:07 +0100
Dear Mr XXXXXXX,
Thank you for your request for information.
The Trust does not hold the information which you have requested. The
post mortem took place at The Royal London Hospital but was not
undertaken by staff of Barts and The London NHS Trust.
The post mortem was undertaken by the Coroner's Office (London Borough of Camden).
Alex Allan, the chairman of the Joint Intelligence Committee still in a coma??no doubt bludgeoned a poisoned by Putin the terroriable
On refelection maybe the rearguard from Curzon Place have had it with recruiting brown men with beards and poly students knowing that much time and effort has been spent chasing wannabe's.
Letting the Met in on it it was a huge mistake, there are thousands of them all ovre the country treading their No 9's all over the place. Had to see that dreadful womaniser off as well.
Fine young men (and women)with double firsts want to get back to the great game chasing Johnny foreigner as old Smiley did.
Even lady handbag in the Lord's today drew the line at 28 days ... 42 days is simply not croquet old boy.
PS : Presumably the corpse in question was the balonium infested Russki.
Shades of 9/11 when the FBI took over examining crashing aeroplanes instead of the NTSC.
I see (from Craig Murray's blog) that Labour backbencher Andrew Mackinlay (he who asked of Blair: "Does the Prime Minister recall that, when we were in opposition, we used to groan at the fawning, obsequious, soft-ball, well-rehearsed and planted questions asked by Conservative members?" ) is being tarred, in some circles, as a Ruskie spy.
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