“This is not about the abstract language of communiques, but real issues that affect people’s daily lives. By the actions we take, savings are safe, people will be able to keep their jobs, they will not lose their homes in all or (sic) our countries.”
The Dear Leader at a Press Conference at the British Embassy in Washington, hailing .." the “historic” agreement at the G20 summit to push ahead with reforms aimed at reversing the current global economic downturn."
Fresh from admiring Hank the Bank's chutzpah we must turn our attention to Gordon. Whose beliefs are so self evidently untrue ;
1. Savings are safe
2. People will keep their jobs
3. People will not lose their homes
Perhaps these points could be printed on a handy little card adorned with a red rose to remind us all of the perpetual economic miracles that Gordon has wrought.
It first became evident that Mrs Margaret Thatcher was clinically insane when she was seen stabbing litter in St. James's Park for the assembled press in March 1988 .... it is clear that Gordon has also turned the corner.