"“We have lent a huge amount of money to the U.S. Of course we are concerned about the safety of our assets. To be honest, I am definitely a little worried.” "

Chinese premier Wen Jiabao 12th March 2009

""We have a financial system that is run by private shareholders, managed by private institutions, and we'd like to do our best to preserve that system."

Timothy Geithner US Secretary of the Treasury, previously President of the Federal Reserve Bank of New York.1/3/2009

Saturday, April 25, 2009

North West Muslim extremist jihadist bombers caused by Global Warming

Lord Patel was listening to BBC World Nws and an item was broadcast "Obesity elps cause Global warming" - apparently if fat bastards ate les hamburgers, there would be less beef catle, less farting cows, less Co2 etc, QED

In a blinding Flash the obvious corollary formed in the air , became real and evident.

1, When did you see a North West brownskinned, bearded exremist jihadist bomber wear Wellingtons ?

2, When did you see a North West brownskinned, bearded exremist jihadist bomber have or use an umbrella ?

3, When did you see a North West brownskinned, bearded exremist jihadist bomber wear swimming shorts ?

3, When did you see a North West brownskinned, bearded exremist jihadist bomber applying sun block or sun tan lotion ?

4. The weather forecasts on BBC TV always show the sunshine sweeping from the south as a BROWN front

5. It is hot and dusty in Waziristan,etc.,

6. It is cold and wet in North West England

North West brownskinned, bearded exremist jihadist bombersare ACTUALLY CAUSE OF GLOBAL WARMING - CLIMATE CHANGE.

If it is rainy (or sunny) blame the North West brownskinned, bearded exremist jihadist bombers.

Get rid of the North West brownskinned, bearded exremist jihadist bombers. and solve the prolems of GLOBAL WARMING - CLIMATE CHANGE. Immediately.


paul said...

I modestly propose we combine the war on the weighty with those on terror and carbon as their folds of blubber make ideal hiding place for high explosives.
The economies of scale could be fabulous

s/proper gander said...

All quiet on the Postie front....

hope you're doing OK.

I'm missing yer posts, fella, as I'm sure many others are.

Keep on truckin'....

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