Hain gets his collar felt and Gordy puts youthful and family face on his Cabinet
As a result of Peter Hain falling on his sword after being caught lying, and being fingered to the Metropolitan Police by the Electoral Commission , his job has gone to the Secretary of State for Culture, Media and Sport James Purnell (Stalybridge MP & Balliol and one time Chairman of the Labour Friends of Israel and at 37, is no longer the youngest member of the Cabinet and has taken over "tango" Hain's full time job.
Hain's part time job looking after the whingeing Welsh is now taken over by Paul Murphy, 60 (Oriel) currently the chair of the Intelligence and Security Committee and despite his name is the MP for Welsh constituency Torfaen (with 64% of the vote in 2005) . An active Roman Catholic he was an effective Secretary of State for Northern Ireland from 24 October 2002 to 5 May 2005 , a job he handed over to Peter Hain over after the 2005 election.
It was Murphy who told the House of Commons that, " the Chief Constable of Northern Ireland indicated that in his professional opinion responsibility for that robbery(Northern Bank heist of £25.6 MN (ish)) should be attributed to the Provisional IRA." which helped fund Gerry Adams' political gangstersand drug dealers.
Chief Secretary to the Treasury Andy Burnham, 37 will take on the Culture, Media and Sports portfolio.
His job will be taken over by Yvette Cooper, 38 currently Housing Minister, where she will join the Cabinet, forming a family business unit, with her tubby hubby Ed Balls, the Secretary of State for Children, Schools and Families and possibly illegitimate son of Gordon Brown.
Dishy, pushy, hardc working Caroline Flint ,47 (Curiously spoken of as "bright new talent") MP for Don Valley since 1997 takes on the job of Housing Minister from Yvette Cooper and will be able to attend the Cabinet in this role (as did Mrs Balls).Took a BA (Hons) in American Literature and History combined with Film Studies from the University of East Anglia and has admitted smoking (and inhaling) dope when she was there.
Bringing this game of pass the post full circle as her first Parliamentary job was in 1999, Parliamentary Private Secretary to Peter Hain in his capacity as Minister of State at the Department of Trade and Industry and the Foreign and Commonwealth Office. (Poor girl was then passed on as PPS to John "Knucklehead" Reid, the Glasgae gangsta's friend.
What goes around comes around.
Gordon Brown has circled the wagons and prudently taken the chance to re-inforce his Cabinet with loyal camp followers . The proceeds of assiduous "brown" nosing.
Now we wait for Mr Alexander and his sister Bendy Wendy and Harriett Harman to do the decent thing.
