"“We have lent a huge amount of money to the U.S. Of course we are concerned about the safety of our assets. To be honest, I am definitely a little worried.” "

Chinese premier Wen Jiabao 12th March 2009

""We have a financial system that is run by private shareholders, managed by private institutions, and we'd like to do our best to preserve that system."

Timothy Geithner US Secretary of the Treasury, previously President of the Federal Reserve Bank of New York.1/3/2009

Friday, February 09, 2007

Shilpa Setty and the MP - Questions asked in the House. Amazing Pictures !

Shilpa Shetty (31) won over starstruck politicians on a visit to Westminster yesterday says NOW magazine.

Apparently the stunningly beautiful, her serenity the Queen of Bollywood , spent 6 minutes with Tony Blair in his private (?) office before being treated to a lavish lunch - including a special dessert , Shilpa's Delight made in her honour. The Hindustan Times reports her saying the Prime Minister had been “very, very sweet” and gave her a painting of the parliament building signed by himself and his wife Cherie. Acording to the Soaraway Sun the PM was "very sad" to see her treatment on the Channel 4 reality show. Even Andrew Gimson fell into a swoon over her at the Torygraph comparing her entrance with that of Zuleika Donson at Oxford.

MPs badgered her for autographs while Foreign Secretary Jack Straw demanded a photo with the beauty. She also met she met ministers Peter Hain, Tessa Jowell and John Reid , although Muir Morton, the Deputy Serjeant at Armsput a damper on the proceedings when the frenzy on the Terrace grew too much and Vaz scattered red roses at her feet.

The dark haired, lissome Asian beauty and star of Celebrity Big brother , invited by the deeply unpleasant MP Nigel Keith Anthony Standish Vaz, (51) solicitor and Roman Catholic, was also invited to hang around for Prime Minisiter's question time.WOW!

"They are much more polite in this house." quipped the delightful, slim, graceful , gracious and ravishingly beautiful raven haired thespian.

In the absence of a photograph of Jack Straw with the awesomely desirable Shilpa, here is a photograph of him with the late, great, film star, Marilyn Monroe with whom he used to spend many hours discussing his fascinating hobby of cabinet making.

Judging by the fuck up he is making over proposals for the House of Lords he will need some hobbies for his impending retirement.

Few however will forget Mr Vaz, a Roman Catholic who in March 1989, led a march in Leicester against Salman Rushdie's novel The Satanic Verses. It was here he said to a crowd of 9,000 Muslim demonstrators, that "today we celebrate one of the great days in the history of Islam and Great Britain" and called the Labour Party as a "godless party"

In March 2001 the Parliamentary standards watchdog Elizabeth Filkin found him guilty of of various financial wrongdoings (mainly involving the Hinduja Brothers and their commercial interests) and failing to declare two payments worth £450 in total from Sarosh Zaiwalla, a solicitor whom he subsequently recommended for an honour.

Keith Vaz was also a director of the company General Mediterranean Holdings' owned by the Anglo-Iraqi billionaire Nadhmi Auchi, whose (now closed) subsidiary was alleged to have swindled, with others by operating cartel supplying various drugs to the NHS. (Search within site "Auchi" for more)

His interest in Big Brother became apparent when he called Jade Goody a bully for her treatment of Shilpa and tabled an Early Day Motion after being contacted by some of his Asian constituents.

The lure of this fabulous Asian beauty even lapped at the door of the Mayor of London's office. Jade Goody's eviction from the Big Brother house was welcomed by Ken Livingstone as "very encouraging".The Mayor of London said he was "delighted" at last night's result which saw 25-year-old Jade Goody receive 82% of the public vote.

What won't these arseholes do for some cheap publicity? Contact Jez Barton who is her agent in the UK.


Anonymous said...

It was heart-warming to hear the vile Mr. Vaz bullying the mother of one of our growing legion of soldiers killed in Iraq on FiveLive yesterday. He truly is a self-serving twat.

Court Reporter said...

Vaz loves to exude an aura of power and influence and when introduced to some public official, politician, chritable worker etc., will automatically say to Mr Audrey Gussett, "Charmed I'm sure to meet you Sir Aubrey" ...the gent (or lady as the case may be)covered in confusion explains that he is mistaken , they have title, perage, etc., to which the oleaginous oik will smoothly, and quickly respond respond .."Hmmm... w'ell have to see what we can do about that".

It may not impress Aubrey but it goes down a treat with his Mrs.

(C) Very Seriously Disorganised Criminals 2002/3/4/5/6/7/8/9 - copy anything you wish