Harlan Ullman is not a happy man. OH! No! Harlan Ullman's name has been traduced. Harlan Ullman feels aggreived ... no . Harlan Ullman IS aggreived.
The name of Harlan Ullman has been mocked. The name of Harlan Ullman is derided, it has become a plaything for the press ... does not Iago plead with Othello ?
Who steals my purse steals trash; 'tis something, nothing;
'Twas mine, 'tis his, and has been slave to thousands:
But he that filches from me my good name
Robs me of that which not enriches him
And makes me poor indeed.
Indeed. Harlan Ullman's reputation has been toyed with, his name , indeed his "good name" has been filched. Thereby he has been impoverished ...
Harlan Ullman has pondered and he speaks. Throughout the land, nay globally, the name of Harlan Ullman has been murdered ... is this because this name, this once proud name has been bemerded with tales of saucery .. that Harlan Ullman confidante of Presidents and Generals has been disporting with trollopes , harlots and the nameless (as yet) houris of Madame Palfrey ?
Is polite Washington society (wherever that may be found Dear Reader) smirking behind it's collective hand at mischeivous tales of his disporting with ladies of the night..? That for filthy lucre he has sated his lusts with pliant females ... called across the ether by his mobile ?
Harlan Ullman explains to the discreet few who are lucky to read his timeless apercus in the Washington Times ...
"Recently, my name has been in the press on matters not related to my professional activities. I will deal with those issues separately. But, intentionally or not, these accounts have also misrepresented my professional standing."
Reader, this is serious, more serious than that he should be steeped in the sweat of hired love ... the name of Harlan Ullman , nay, the proud name of Harlan Ullman has been misreprsented not once, not twice not thrice by the poisoned pens of an unfeeling Press but four times have they sought to demean his name .. the bastards !!!
Specifically, numerous statements and media reports have credited me withSo for a further thirteen paragraphs he does .. Dear Reader you are left to discover for yourself how the worlds Press have so unforgivingly labelled the name of Harlan Ullman with these vile slanders.
1) ...being a "neoconservative,"
2) ....a strong supporter of the Bush administration's Iraq policies
3) ....and a key "architect of the Iraq war"
4.) .... through the doctrine of "shock and awe."
It is time to correct the record.
As for the suggestion that he sated his loins with hired and quivering flesh, played out his desires by the commercial courtesy of the fragrant Madame of the Beltway .....Harlan Ullman , proud bearer of that illustrious name will ... er ... "will deal with those issues separately".
We can hardly wait.