"“We have lent a huge amount of money to the U.S. Of course we are concerned about the safety of our assets. To be honest, I am definitely a little worried.” "

Chinese premier Wen Jiabao 12th March 2009

""We have a financial system that is run by private shareholders, managed by private institutions, and we'd like to do our best to preserve that system."

Timothy Geithner US Secretary of the Treasury, previously President of the Federal Reserve Bank of New York.1/3/2009

Thursday, June 12, 2008

HMG give TOP SECRET documents to BBC to tell everyone that habeas corpus is dead and won't ever get up again

Whooooops now there's a welcome surprise. Just as Gormless Gordon is fighting for his political life someone "leaves behind on a train " a folder in a plain bright ORANGE envelope marked "TOP SECRET" containing documents which are handed in to (Thank God) .... the BBC. Daily Mail ...the intelligence on Al Qaeda is so sensitive that every document is understood to be individually numbered and marked 'for UK/U.S./Canadian and Australian eyes only'

...so that Urban Myth and security expert Frank Gardner can tell us , on Newsnight, having had perhaps the mildest peek at these highly top secret documents that tell us ;

1. How terribly dreadful a threat Al Quaeda is to our children our Christian way of life, peace, security, western civilisation, trains running on time (although the ones from Luton don't always) , cats, dogs, Hazel Blears, .....

2. How corrupt, hopeless, whingeing, un Christian, grasping, dishonest, Muslim, deceitful, arabic, brown and bearded, untrustworthy , friends of the nuclear bombing Iranians, Syrans, the Iraqi Gubment is and how we must stay there forever even though maybe Al Quaeda (who are defeated in Iraq) spring up again.

So we had better lock people up for 42 days so we can find something to charge them with, even if it is only for Bed and Breakfast.

The Queen had only one way of settling all difficulties, great or small. 'Off with his head!' she would say, without even looking round.

'No, no!' said the Queen. 'Sentence first - verdict afterwards.'

'Stuff and nonsense!' said Alice loudly. 'The idea of having the sentence first!'

'Hold your tongue!' said the Queen, turning purple.

'I won't!' said Alice.

'Off with her head!' the Queen shouted at the top of her voice. Nobody moved.

PS : On the eve of a major international donor conference in Paris the Afghan Govenrment uncover 3 million tonnes of hashish (sounds more sinister than heroin dontcha think ?) in an underground bunker - which shows how keen they are on chasing drug smugglers. A good job it was all bombed so any evidence was totally destroyed , should any body just want to check that it was 7 million tonnes of hashish.

Afghan police received a tip about the drugs cache on Monday morning and found it later that day. Magic our Maurice.... say the same speed Plod would find your stolen motor in the UK then.


Stef said...

of course, even with all the accidentally deliberately leaked terror spin in the world, the small flaw in the plan is that, at the current rate, the food/ fuel/ housing/ council tax/ pensions riots are going to get going long before all of the necessary infrastructure to deal with them is in place

Anonymous said...

The BeeGees

I love this tune.Takes me right back it does.

paul said...

When I find top secret documents I always take them straight to the nearest branch of the BBC. A police station might be more convenient, a mainstream rag more profitable, but with their top notch comedy department, it's always the british broadcasting corporation for me.

paul said...

I don't think it was timed to support the bill, but to distract from the miserable horse trading with the red faced men in bowler hats.
I liked one MP's precis of the night as a 'humiliating victory'.
42 days had long become minister mcqueeg's strawberries.

Anonymous said...

The BBC is a fuckin joke.And an insult to below average intelligence.

How any of those fuckers who work there can go to work with a straight face I´ll never know.

"security" expert Frank Gardner.Definite spook.

British Bullshit Corp

Man on the Clapham Omnibus with a bagful of secret memos said...

The BBC say today ;
"There has been enormous pressure to gag the BBC and the rest of the media over this, without success."

Just as there has been over them to explain how they forecast the collapse of WTC7 before it happened.

The forgetful soul has 'fessed up ...but cannot be named ..... for..er.. security reasons.

"Move along, nuthin' to see...Move along ..."

Anonymous said...

'Our' parliament has now incarcerated us. Of course, their whole aim is to keep us subdued when the recession/depression bites. Forty-two days away from work when unemployment is rife stifles dissent and students' hands are tied with the burden of finance or booze. So the opposition/revolution? must be led by the over 60s who have lots of free time and if their pensions aren't much being fed for 42 days might be a good thing or maybe longer if there's space.

Anonymous said...

British Bullshitting Company.

moonkoon said...

Perhaps you will believe now, you doubting Thomas. :-)

More secret British government files left on train: report AFP

(C) Very Seriously Disorganised Criminals 2002/3/4/5/6/7/8/9 - copy anything you wish