Gay Sex splits Bishops. Amazing pictures !!!

Over 750 Bishops led by Australian Gay sex advocate Archbishop Peter Jensen from Sydney, started off the famous summer season of Bishops splitting over Gay Sex. Kicking off at the 750 strong "love fest" at the Global Anglican Future Conference in Jerusalem, the ""real" action moves to the so called "Lambeth" Conference held in Canterbury later this month.

"Lambeth Gang"

Violent scenes are expected as lumps of Leviticus, and even Deuteronomy will be hurled about as the infamous "Lambeth" gang led by "Doc Martins" Williams , will be expected to be "digging their heels" in.

Lambeth Walk

Said to be a result of Bishops engaged in traditional struggles over gay sex. A Doctor writes, that this is not a medical condition. The patient should just try to try more comfortable shoes, wear boxer shorts and it should wear off by lunchtime.

Crucifying Queers

Apparently this is a practice of Our Souls, Langham Place, London and some very active and enthusiastic screaming lay gay sex groupies were "knocked to the ground", a few were "punched" and "fists flew" this week led by Peter Tatchell, ( usually to be found in face Book under "Outrage") who has evidently given up on converting President Mugabe to Gay Sex.

Women Bishops

More bad language as the annual epic "4 dayer" winds down ...... "The General Synod of the Church of England is also in danger of being split this weekend " (Independent) 1,400 letter writers could defect in a mass , public "schism" this weeked at York.

Who wants frock wearing women in Church... when men can carry it off so well.