Where are they Now ? No 237: Hazel Blears

Wild rumours swirl in the leafy purlieus of Salford and Pendlebury , as to the immediate fate of Ms. Blears -

1. The manufacturers have removed this model from their "Cuddle me quick" blow up bed time companion range.
2. She is introducing (weather permitting) a new grooming service including the arts of lipstick application to all BOE staff.
3. Along with ex Cabinet member Tessa Jowell she has set up the Westminster Lesbian Collective Tap Damcing team to represent "Team GB" in 2012.
4. She was found wandering in Kings Cross asking for advice from taller passers by how bus time tables worked and asking if they would take her home.
5. Making a bid to be Editor of the soon to be Nationalised London Evening Standard putting to good use her acquired skills in evaluating non - anti Government press stories.See Hazel Blears and Sergeant Flanderka - "tension monitoring" i.e. snooping on local communities Which relates to a PDF file "Guidance for local authorities on community cohesion contingency planning and tension monitoring " available here
6. Enters Psychiatric wing of Mawdsley Hospital after Daily Torygraph report 30th Jan 2009 - Hazel Blears: 'Political campaigning is like sex' - where she is quoted ..."Political campaigning is like sex", according to Hazel Blears, the Communities Secretary. She also advised , "Eat plenty of fruit and veg, get some comfy shoes, and stay sober."

Meanwhile Fiona Bruce denies that she will partner La Blears in the new series of "Strictly Come Dancing" saying she has handled enough antiques in her time.

Anybody with any news of her is advised to keep it to themselves.

PS : LATE BREAKING NEWS : HB will be making guest appearance as "Betty" Bassettt female coompanion to "Bertie" Basett of Licquorice Allsorts fame.