"“We have lent a huge amount of money to the U.S. Of course we are concerned about the safety of our assets. To be honest, I am definitely a little worried.” "

Chinese premier Wen Jiabao 12th March 2009

""We have a financial system that is run by private shareholders, managed by private institutions, and we'd like to do our best to preserve that system."

Timothy Geithner US Secretary of the Treasury, previously President of the Federal Reserve Bank of New York.1/3/2009

Tuesday, March 06, 2007

Cash for Coronets - The Truth, the Whole Truth and anything but the fucking Truth

So, soon to be Lord Alan Rusbridger of Forked Tong and the Guradian ("Comment is free but the facts are very confusing") have exposed that a document .. a document in the broadest sense, you will understand m'lud that may exist, may be an e-mail, or a piece of paper, or maybe not, it may be an electronic note, or it may have or have not been sense in that sense m'lud.

That document (?) or electronic phantasm, may or may not be written by Truth Turner, (sister of Tina ?) to Jaunty "Bubbles" Pole the handy plumber plumbing leaks (or creating them ?) well, it may involve scandalum magnatum m'lud regarding the Karaoke King, the Tottering Toff of Totteridge, My Lord Levy and then again may not, as it were involve strange handshakes of men on the square ...you may catch my drift m'lud.

Anyone might imagine that we had a mediaeval conclave of Bishops earnestly discussing the correct number of sylphs that could be comfortably seated upon the head of a pin - or indeed that someone was orchestrating a rather well planned and well executed campaign of throwing seaside silicon in the collective face of the public. Leaving footprints of the elegantly shod Peter Mandlebum of Matelot's Row and the heavily booted and suited, gritty Northern Alastair Soup, to be obscured by the scouring winds of the assembled Press... who could not possibly betray their sources (article 10 of the European convention on human rights) ....except in the case of the Guradian they might if a junior clerical assistant like Sarah Tisdall is involved...which brings one back to Truth Turner..... anxiously discussing the size of her payoff to resign .. who knows, to take up the marketing post left free by the departure of Gila Sacks at a top Jewish Charity UJIA for the homeless, despised and reviled.

Meanwhile in the square of the Red Lion the lawyers count the shekels.

When the music stops, everyone sit down again, except you my Lord Silversmith you won't find a chair. Lord Fat Jowells of Fettes sobs and sighs, makes his arse twice the size (Trad.)

Lessons in the Law No 17

Journalists are given statutory protection against identifying sources under section 10 of the Contempt of Court Act of 1981. The Act says that a court cannot require someone to disclose a source of information, nor will they be held guilty of contempt of court for refusing to disclose it, unless "the court is satisfied disclosure is necessary in the interests of justice or national security or for the prevention of disorder or crime".

That doesn't prevent them of course at someone's request, suggestion , a nod is as good as a wink to a man with glasses quite as thick as Nick Robinson's, NO what I mean guv, wink, wink, ... should make News at Ten if we hurry up ....... either making up a pack of lies or printing a pack of lies.Even.

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